|Portrayed by Lee Majors|
|First seen||"Beginner Pottery"|
|Employer||Greendale Community College|
|“||I don't see students here. I see seamen. I didn't create them, but once you climbed aboard, I saw seamen inside of you. More importantly, you stopped giggling at the word seamen.||”|
Admiral Slaughter is the boating professor at Greendale. A tough but fair instructor, he takes a less traditional approach when teaching his students. He prefers that they learn as they go and simply corrects them when they are wrong or praises them when they've done something right. His first and so far only appearance was in the Season One episode "Beginner Pottery". He is portrayed by veteran actor Lee Majors.