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In the study group's fifth year at Greendale, the school faces the return of the campus assailant known only as the "Ass Crack Bandit". A clue to the culprit emerges when notes he sent to the schools administration bragging about his crimes reveal him to be a Dave Mathews Band fan. After the "Save Greendale Committee investigates, a surprising suspect is apprehended: Star-Burns who supposedly died years ago. A celebration is held afterwards and during the party the song "Ants Marching" is heard. When Jeff finds out that Star-Burns doesn't know the title of the song he realizes he isn't the Ass Crack Bandit. The song is first heard in the Season Five episode "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics". It is played a second time by Star-Burns in "Basic Story" after the school is positively appraised by insurance investigator Ronald Mohammad. It is played again by Star-Burns when the Save Greendale Committee prevents the Subway corporation from taking over the school.