PlotEditIn Anthropology class, Annie finishes giving her presentation for the final exams. Duncan awards not only her but also the other students a passing grade. When Annie objects saying it's not fair to the students who actually put in the effort, Duncan orders the class to throw paper balls at her until she sits down. He pours himself a glass of scotch and makes a toast to Greendale. The students follow suit and join him, drinking beer their own alcoholic beverages they brought to class. He notices Shirley isn't participating, unaware that she is pregnant. Chang reiterates that he could be the father which Shirley refuses to acknowledge as a possibility. Duncan then tries to lead them all into another round of drinking but is interrupted when the Dean walks in with a reporter for Dean Magazine. He is doing a piece on the dean and was invited to observe the final.
Professor Duncan makes an excuse and abandons the class so he doesn't have toto come clean about the class being fake. Not long after, Shirley's water breaks. The dean decides to get his car to drive Shirley to the hospital. However, a riot breaks out at the food festival in the parking lot, leaving her stuck on campus. Abed is capable of delivering a baby, but Shirley refuses to let Abed see her "nethers." Instead, Abed guides Britta, who had been advocating natural birth to Shirley, through the delivery process. Throughout the episode, Chang pesters Shirley about how "Chang babies" are born, since he is hoping the baby is his. During her contractions, Chang calms her down with stories about his relatives' – the Chang babies – births.
Troy and Abed pull the fire alarm because they will fail their test, only to discover it is a fake. Dean Pelton shows up and agrees to cancel the day's classes if they'll keep it a secret.