|Portrayed by Michael Ironside|
|First seen||"Basic Lupine Urology'|
|At Greendale to...||...defend Todd against charges of yam slaughter|
|Family members||Todd (nephew)|
|“||This is ridiculous. This whole school is ridiculous. Who honors the pinky swear of a degenerate over the word of a decorated soldier?||”|
–Lieutenant Colonel Archwood, "Basic Lupine Urology"
Lieutenant Colonel Norbert Archwood is Todd's former Commanding Officer in the United States army, a veteran of two wars and a licensed attorney. He comes to Todd's defense when Troy and Abed's investigation into the study group's sabotaged yam project for Biology 101 brings up Todd as the prime suspect. ("Basic Lupine Urology")