|Portrayed by Yvette Nicole Brown (voice)|
|First seen||Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas|
|“||Abed, did you say my Christmas self was a baby? Are you sure you didn't say I was a Christmas angel? I think that must be what you said, right, because you respect me too much to think of me as a baby.||”|
Baby Doll Shirley is how Abed perceives Shirley when he attends a therapy session in which he and the study group go on an imaginary adventure to discover the true meaning of Christmas. Her first and only appearance was in "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas".
After Abed has what appears to be an emotional breakdown of some kind, Britta and Jeff stage an intervention for him headed up by Professor Ian Duncan and attended by the rest of the study group. Duncan convinces Abed to undergo hypnosis in order to get to the root of his problem. While he is under, he imagines that everyone has been transported to another world, "Planet Abed", where they all transform into their Christmas selves. In Abed's mind Shirley has become "Baby Doll Shirley". After losing her temper and referring to Abed's group therapy session in a negative way, The Christmas Wizard ejects her from the intervention using a remote controlled Christmas Pterodactyl. Abed sings her out with this song:
|“||Swaddled in her diaper, high up on her throne, the queen of Christmas babies thought that Christmas was her own.||”|
- “Uh, you know what Abed? I happen to know the meaning of Christmas, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here that does. So I would appreciate a certain level of respect even If I am a guest in your make believe therapy wonderland.”— Baby Doll Shirley