|In the early hours of the morning, Annie receives a call from a friend who works at a local TV station. She learns that City College is planning to air an attack ad against Greendale soon. Annie calls Frankie and suggests they gather everyone for an emergency meeting of the Save Greendale Committee. Although Annie advises against it, Frankie calls Dean Pelton to alert everyone else. He bungles the attempt by needlessly texting Annie and messaging a teenager in Japan he believes to be Jeff. Eventually they all meet up in Group Study Room F where unexpectedly Chang shows up. An inebriated Britta makes an appearance as well but runs out after she accidentally soils herself.
|When Jeff attempts to leave Annie tries to appeal to his sense of school pride. This is undercut when Britta returns now wearing oversized trousers she got from Elroy Patashnik. He accompanied her back to the study room after finding her wandering around campus pantsless. Abed announces he obtained a copy of the commercial from a contact at City College and plays it for the committee. It purports that Greendale once gave a dog named "Ruffles" a degree which the Dean can't confirm or deny. Jeff believes that it doesn't matter if it's true, it only matters if it can be proven. He proposes they discredit the dog while Frankie and Annie leave to verify the claim.
|Chang departs to carry out his own plan while Pelton again texts the Japanese teenager he believes to be Jeff. Over at Elroy's RV, Britta confesses to Patashnik she wouldn't mind if the ad were true. Then everyone at school would be just as much of a joke as they think her to be. They briefly bond over their mutual love of a 90's alternative band until her off key singing ends the moment. In the records room, Frankie and Annie search the file cabinets for Ruffles file. Annie hopes it isn't true but Frankie warns her that kind of wishful thinking is wasted action. To prove her point she presents a lengthy transcript for the dog which devastates Annie. Frankie points out there is no record of a degree being given to Ruffles.
|In the study room, Jeff and Abed show Elroy and Britta the counter attack ad they created which blatantly defames Ruffles. Frankie and Annie return and update the others on what they discovered. Since the dog didn't receive a degree the commercial is technically slander which will allow them to prevent the station from airing it. Annie objects to this strategy preferring that Greendale own up to its mistake. She snatches the transcript away from Jeff frustrated that everyone doesn't see things her way. Frankie tries to reason with her and asks what purpose honesty will serve if it destroys Greendale.
|Annie counters they shouldn't stoop to using City Colleges methods and sarcastically adds they should let both schools battle it out. She can then enrol in whichever one survives where her grades matter. Believing this to be an ultimatum, Frankie tells Annie they are willing to let her transfer if it means saving the school. When the others silently back Frankie up, Annie angrily throws the transcript back and storms out. She empties out her locker and goes back home where she fills out an online application for City College. Abed interrupts her to shows her the new commercial the committee just shot. It features Dean Pelton with Ruffles in his office confessing that she was once a student at Greendale and that the school needs to get its act together.
|Annie returned to school and told everyone she knew they would take the high road in handling the scandal. Frankie playfully responds that it was her hope they would do that while Jeff shrugs it off as the most prudent course of action. Chang then returns to show the counter attack he launched at City College. He hoped to create a more appalling scandal over there by shooting a solo porno video on that campus. Everyone turns away in disgust except for Abed who critiques the video. He points out it doesn't accomplish its purpose since the location of the shoot is vague and Chang was wearing a Greendale t-shirt in it. Chang takes the criticisms to heart and goes off to film a re-shoot.
Over in Japan, the father of the teenager Pelton believes is Jeff confronts his son over high charges to his cell phone's data plan. The teenager dismisses his father's complaints and mocks him for reducing things to matters of finance. The father tells his son when he joins the real world he will know what it means to be truly reduced. He predicts that's when he will finally understand how small and insignificant he is. When his father leaves the teenager is shaken by his words and contacts Dean Pelton. He reveals his name is Takashi and hoped Pelton could be his confidant. However, he was unable to convince him he wasn't Jeff. A voice over than reveals how that day changed his life forever and led him to become the Oyabun, the leader of the Japanese mob known as the Yakuza.
- Returning students: Vicki and Dave show up to help the committee out.
- City College returns with another plot against Greendale. The last time the rival school was heard from was in the Season Four episode "Heroic Origins" when Ben Chang refused to cooperate with Dean Stephen Spreck to carry out a plan against the school.
- The contact list on Annie's phone includes "That guy with the abs", possibly referencing Jeff's descriptive and occasionally objectifying phone entries in "The Politics of Human Sexuality".
- History lesson:
- It's revealed that in 2001 a dog named Ruffles was allowed to attend classes at Greendale and came close to earning a degree.
- Dean Pelton had been texting a Japanese teenager he thought was Jeff for some time now.
- School uniform: Abed's green pajamas appear in this episode.
- This must be the place: Group Study Room F, Elroy's RV, Abed and Annie's apartment.
- Express tuition aisle: A dog managed to fulfill requirements for a bachelor's degree at Greendale by getting attendance-based credits.
- Like an evil genie: Annie's question "Where's the Greendale spirit? Where's the pride?" is answered by a drunk Britta walking in, wearing Elroy's pants.
- Man crush:
- The Dean flirts with who he thinks is 'Jeffery' over text throughout the whole episode.
- After Elroy says "I'm going back to bed" Jeff says "I'll going with him", and Dean says "I'm gonna watch".
- The Dean stares lovingly at Jeff after bringing him olives.
- Turning it into a snake: Britta dances to "Pillar of Garbage" in Elroy's RV.
- Well read: Frankie's nightstand has a copy of Ayn Rand's novel "The Fountainhead".
- Use Your Allusion:
- The name of Chang's porn movie, Chang Does Greendale, refers to "Debbie Does Dallas", a pornographic film from 1978.
- Shout Out: Frankie's contact list includes former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
- Up against the wall: Dave and Vicki's dialogue references their roles as recurring characters with few lines. Dave says he's being "called in to do more stuff" while Vicki laments that they'll be lucky to get three words out, just as she is cut off by the regular cast.
According to Community writer Alex Rubens, "Basic Crisis Room Decorum" was the 102nd episode shot for Season Six although it was the shows 100th episode in order of release to the public (source).
- “But what do you hope is true?”— Annie
- “Oh, God, no, I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed, attic-bound, incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear.”— Frankie
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