Microsoft Excel

  

  ♫Microsoft Excel  

◄  Album : none  -  Performed by: Unknown  ►
  Composed by: Ludwig Göransson  -  First heard: "Introduction to Teaching"

Mais Excel ne sera pas appris aujourd'hui. Mes pensées sont françaises.

— Dean Pelton

The Dean crying and thinking in French.

In the study group's fifth year at Greendale and Jeff's first year as a law teacher, the Dean continually solicited Jeff's help to learn Microsoft Excel. As the "Save Greendale Committee" sat for a meeting and the Dean saw himself on the outside looking in, he lamented a song in French in his mind.

The song with lyrics in French and English translation

Lyrics: Je suis seul car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel Et je meurs car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel Comme les marins, qui fument des cigarettes sur le canal, ah. Mais Excel ne sera pas appris aujourd'hui Mes pensés sont françaises. __________________________ I'm lonely because he's not learning Excel I'm dying because he's not learning Excel Like the sailors who smoke cigarettes on the canal, ah. But Excel won't be learned today My thoughts are French.

Songs Season One "Don't You (Forget About Me)" • "At Least It Was Here" • "Wise Up" • "Daylight" • "How You Like Me Now" • "101 Rap" • "The Way It Is" • "Gettin' Rid of Britta" • "Whistle for the Choir" • "Somewhere Out There" • "Kiss With A Fist" • "Night Caps" • "Home" • "Party Where Your Heart Is" • "Pierce You Are A B" • "I Never Die" • "Merry Happy" · "Annie's song" • "Come, Take A Trip On My Airship" · "Greendale is Where I Belong" • "Werewolves of London" • "We Are Not Alone" · "Going Crazy" · She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain" · "Yi Shui Ge" · "Fish in a barrell" Season Two "Baby Fratelli" • "Linger" · "Anthropology Rap" • "Best of the Best" • "Dancing Queen" • "Waterloo" • "SOS" • "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (A Man After Midnight)" • "Fernando" · "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas opening theme" • "Jeff-in-the-box's Christmas exit song" • "Gravity" • "That's What Christmas Is For" • "Fancy Footwork" · "Reading Rainbow (theme song)" Season Three "We're Gonna Finally Be Fine" • "Roxanne" • "Hello (Song)" • "Glee" • "Christmas Infiltration" • "Baby Boomer Santa" • "Teach Me How To Understand Christmas" • "Happy Birthday Jesus!" • "Carol of the Bells" • "Pocket Full of Hawthornes" • "Daybreak" • "Ave Maria" • "Kiss From A Rose" • "HIs Name Was Alex: A Star-Burns Memorial" Season Four "Abed's Happy Community College Show (theme song)" • "Greendale Babies (theme song)" · "You Get What You Give" • "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" • "PEE Song" • "As I Lay Me Down" • "That's an Adventure" • "Here In The Woods" · "My Most Terrible Secret" Season Five "Jeff Winger Hero-At-Law" · "Creep" • "Ass Crack Bandit (song)" • "Come Sail Away • "More Than This" • "Fat Dog" · "Payday Apology Rap" · "G.I. Joe (theme song)" · "Open the Door" · "Ants Marching" Season Six "How You've Grown" · "Pillar of Garbage" · "Gay Dean" · "I Have Been Vicki the Most" · "Starlight" · "Ends of the Earth"