Greendale Community College

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Greendale Community College

Located in Greendale

First seen...	Pilot
Purpose...	Institution of higher learning
Frequent visitors...	Greendale students and faculty

"You're Already Accepted!"--Dr. Patrick Isakson

Greendale Community College (GCC), located in Greendale, Colorado is an affordable open-admissions college. Formed in 1974, Greendale has over 80 different fields of study. The current mascot is the Greendale Human Being

1 History
2 Tuition
3 Academics
4 Student Life
- 4.1 Clubs and Organisations
- 4.2 Annual Paintball
5 People
- 5.1 Faculty
- 5.2 Notable Students
6 Links
7 External links
8 Comments

HistoryEdit

Greendale was founded in 1974. The campus was originally an animal rendering plant. In 2010 the school has started a hedge fund, and is looking to have less accidents.({{{2}}}) Also in 2010, Greendale changed their mascot from the Greendale Grizzlies, to the Greendale Human Beings.

In 2011, Greendale had a student contest for a new school flag, the winning flag was submitted anonymously. ([S02E04: Basic Rocket Science {{{2}}}])

TuitionEdit

In 2009, Greendale introduced the "No More Than 64" promise, whic h means students will never pay more than $64 per credit hour. ({{{2}}})

AcademicsEdit

Over 80 different fields of study at Greendale, Dance, Foozeball, and Baking for example.

Air Conditioning Repair SchoolEdit

The Air Conditioning Repair School is one of the nation's best air conditioning repair schools. The department is headed Vice Dean Laybourne.

The Straight A's GreendaleEdit

Greendale prides itself in 5 categories in which the school excels at;

Accessibility
Affordability
Air Conditioning
Awesome New Friends
A Lot of Classes

Tranny DanceEdit

All Greendale credits are transferable, and has a "Six Degrees of Preparation" plan. Every year the school has a Transfer Dance known as the "Tranny Dance" to say goodbye to the transferring students, the school even selects a student to be the "Tranny Queen".

Student LifeEdit

Clubs and OrganisationsEdit

Greendale Campus' Cafeteria
Added by Ohmyn0

The following are student groups, clubs, and organizations at Greendale;

Acoustic Guitar Club
A/V Department

The A/V Department has an original web series "Community College Chronicles" written and directed by Intro to Filmmaking student Abed Nadir.

Campus Republicans
Chess Club
Chearleader Club
Collegiate Acapella
Comedy Night Group
Disco Club
Glee Club
Hat Club
Ice-Breakers Club
Improv Now Group
Intramural Sports
Math Club
Smokers
Student Government Association
Student Newspaper

The Greendale Weekly is posted weekly on the school's website.

Annual PaintballEdit

Beginning in 2010, the entire school takes place in a game of Paintball Survival. In the first game the prize was originally a Priority Registration, but was changed to a nice DVD player.([S01E23: Modern Warfare {{{2}}}]) In 2011 the prize of $100,000 was donated by "Pistol Patty's Cowboy Creamery". ([S02E023: A Fist Full of Paintballs {{{2}}}])