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Jeff Winger Hero-At-Law

  
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  ♫Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law  
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◄  Album : none  -  Performed by: Unknown  ►
  Composed by: Abed Nadir  -  First heard: "Repilot"



“
Are you a good person being sued, oppressed, or beaten? I can help!
”
— Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law

The Winger Guarantee
The Winger Guarantee
After the study group graduated from Greendale, Jeff tried to become a crusading attorney fighting for the underdog. He opened his own law firm and hired Abed to shoot a commercial to promote his new business. It featured Jeff as a super hero fighting a robot called "The System". It opened up with a short ditty called "Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law" which extolled the virtues of Jeff's practice. Once Jeff's law firm failed and he was forced to closed it, Alan Conner paid a visit to his office and offered his own less flattering version of the jingle. It was first heard in the Season Five episode "Repilot."

The song with lyrics[]

Jeff Winger
Hero at Law!
Best lawyer you ever saw!
Hero to freedom
Defender of liberty!
South of the Forty
At Lincoln you'll park for free!
Jeff!

Alan rewrites the jingle:

Jeff Winger
Loser at Law!
Rented office in a mini mall!

A deleted scene features Alan singing more lyrics to Jeff:

Thought he could be an attorney heroically!
Filing for bankruptcy
Drinking compulsively
Jeff!

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