|Jeff and Pierce|
|Portrayed by Joel McHale and Chevy Chase|
|“||Why don't we go get a beer and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage fest?||”|
Pierce and Jeff first meet at the study group's first study session where the elder member bungles the introductions for the rest of the attendees. The two settle into a slightly antagonistic relationship as Pierce obvious envy of Jeff causes friction between them. Jeff tries to tolerate his attitude but is annoyed by Pierce's contradictory attempts to obnoxiously insult him (usually questioning Jeff's sexual orientation) while also trying desperately to become his best friend. This dynamic has put a lot of strain on their friendship but on occasion the two will find some common as Pierce has shown to be a good sounding board and almost mentor for Jeff. Both see a bit of each other in themselves; Pierce sees the swagger he had when he was younger, Jeff sees who he might become when he is older. Jeff portrayed by Joel McHale, and Pierce is portrayed by Chevy Chase. Their first appearance together was in the Season One episode Pilot.
|“||Pierce I understand if you don't want to be my friend but this thing we've created it is bigger than the both of us and it deserves to be done right!||”|
After forming a fake study group to impress Britta, Jeff is surprised when Abed invites a number of other students to join them. Pierce shows up and while trying to impress his new "tutor", messes up the introductions of the rest of the group. It's soon discovered Jeff was a fraud and he gets kicked out of the study session. Later, Pierce spots Jeff outside of the library and they have a brief conversation before being joined by the rest of the study group. Jeff is allowed to return to the group and over the semester Pierce tries to become his best friend.
|“||What the hell is wrong with you?!||”|
|“||I don't like being excluded Jeff, do you?!||”|
–Pierce, "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons"
Pierce and Jeff's second year together with the study group sees their relationship becoming more strained. Throughout the year he feels disrespected by the study group and Jeff starts excluding Pierce deliberately from other group activities which results in a growing animosity between the two. While at the hospital dealing with a drug overdose, he fakes that he is on his death bed and bequeaths items to the study group to mess with their minds. Later, the two take a Wine Tasting course together and Jeff is shocked when he is rejected by a beautiful classmate named Wu Mei and Pierce successfully woos and becomes engaged to her. Sometime near the end of the year, the study group at Jeff's behest holds a secret meeting to determine whether or not Pierce would be allowed to return to the group for the next semester. This comes to light during the 2011 Paintball Assassin game. At Pierce hideout, the study group confronted Pierce after he betrayed Jeff by giving him a paintball pistol full of blanks. Pierce and Annie had a one on one paintball pistol duel over the matter. Pierce faked a heart attack, eliminated the Black Rider and retreated during the chaos declaring that he quit the study group. After the game escalated into a full on war between the remaining Greendale students and the invading City College Storm Troopers led by Dean Spreck, Pierce surprisingly wins the competition and the prize money of $100,000. Although he generously gives the money to Greendale for repairs he adamantly refuses to return to the study group even after Jeff tries to welcome him back.
|“||Yeah, we have parted ways with our oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly, crazy friend...and he's not coming back||”|
–Pierce, "Biology 101"
Pierce returns to the study group angering Jeff who believes his absence will make the third year at Greendale much better. After Jeff is ejected from the Biology class the group is taking he ends up being split off from the group. After accidentally inhaling monkey gas, Jeff goes crazy and attacks the study table. Pierce decides to cover for his behavior explaining to Jeff that he seemed to be having a harder time dealing with being excluded from the group. The two make peace and settle into a less antagonistic dynamic. Jeff decides to force Pierce to deal with his overbearing father Cornelius Hawthorne and later confronts the elder Hawthorne ostensibly on Pierce's behalf although it's clear he is working out his own daddy issues. Towards the end of the semester, Jeff and the study group help Pierce win his inheritance by playing a video game. Along with the rest of the group they are expelled for causing a riot in the cafeteria during Star-Burns wake. Together they help to overthrow Chang's regime at Greendale by taking part in an elaborate heist. During the summer time, Jeff finds himself in Greendale court representing Shirley in a case against Pierce with his attorney Alan. The conflict arose due to a business contract Shirley and Pierce were offered by Greendale for Shirley's Sandwiches shop which only required one of their signatures. A patented Winger speech resolved the situation and Jeff was named as Pierce and Shirley's representative and authorized to sign the document in their names.
|“||I cant believe I'm about to say this. The only reason he can be unpleasant is because we expect him to be. If we don't treat him like such a dick, well he'll probably still be one 98% of the time, but the 2% he's tolerable it might be worth it.||”|
–Jeff, "Economics of Marine Biology
Pierce and Jeff's fourth year together along with the study group sees them failing to get into the History of Ice Cream class and having to take a history course with Professor Cornwallis. During Halloween, Pierce calls the Jeff and the study group to rescue him as he trapped himself inside his mansions panic room. Pierce later invites Jeff to join him at his barber shop for a shave. Although he was only there to distract Pierce from a rich student that was being pursued by Greendale, Jeff finds himself enjoying the time he spent there with Pierce.