Jesus is a hitchhiker Britta and Shirley encountered in the study group's third year at Greendale. His cheerful and friendly disposition at first amuses the pair until they discover it masks a more disturbing personality underneath. His first and so far only appearance was in the Season Three episode "Studies in Modern Movement". He is portrayed by actor/comedian Brendan Hunt.
In the study group's junior year at school, the study group went to Annie's apartment to help pack up her things. She was leaving the cramped loft above the Dildopolis store and moving into Troy and Abed's apartment. Shirley was concerned over Annie moving in with two men. While delivering the rest of Annie's personal effects to her new home, Britta picked up a hitchhiker to prove how overly judgmental Shirley was being. Her plan backfired when the hitchhiker seemed to be a devout Christian. Shirley was pleased to have an ally until he introduced himself as "Jesus" and claimed to be the son of God.
An amused Britta got "Jesus" to reveal his stance on marijuana, which he felt should be legal. Encouraged by Britta, Jesus then played his guitar and sang a song. In the ditty he performed he proclaimed his love for marijuana and drinking human blood. The two women were immediately put off by the disturbing lyrics. Their trepidation turned to anger when Jesus told them about the next sing he was singing which was about "race mixing", titled "Don't Do It". In unison, both Shirley and Britta yelled at Jesus to get out of the car. He quickly exited the vehicle as the two women silently exchanged apologizes over what just happened ("Studies in Modern Movement").
- “Jesuuuuuuus loves marijuana. And drinkiiing human bloooood.”— Jesus