Summary: Greendale Community College becomes a war zone when a paintball competition spirals out of control. Meanwhile, the sexual tension flares up between Jeff and Britta.
Plot
The banter continues...
Britta and Jeff arrive at the study room playfully arguing which annoys the rest of the study group. Abed explains that their sexual tension is putting the rest of the study group on edge, preventing them all from becoming closer friends. Pierce suggests he bang her and be done with it which is met with great disgust. Dean Pelton then arrives and announces that a paintball competition will be held this year with the prize to be announced later. After he leaves, Annie tries to steer the conversation back to Jeff and Britta. However, Jeff is unwilling to discuss it any further and decides to go to his Lexus to take a nap.
I hour later
An hour later, Jeff wakes up and finds the campus courtyard completely trashed and seemingly deserted; he walks to the library which is in a similar state. He encounters Garrett who, like the rest of the building, is a wreck. Garrett explains that everyone turned on each other once the prize to the paintball tournament was announced. Before he can elaborate any further, he is shot by Leonard with a paintball gun. Leonard turns his attention on Jeff and begins to fire. Abed makes a spectacular entrance and rescues Jeff by shooting and eliminating Leonard.
Abed as Neo
He takes Jeff back to a classroom where he and Troy have set up a base of operations. Troy greets him warmly, and the two explain to Jeff what the prize is. After learning it's Priority Registration Jeff realizes its value. With it, any student has first dibs on the classes for next semester and can make up a schedule to their liking. A chess club member unexpectedly bursts into the room but quickly runs off. Jeff stops Troy and Abed from pursuing him, explaining that it's just a feint. They use another door to exit, avoiding the ambush. Sneaking up behind the chess club, they eliminate them and make their way to the student lounge.
The Girls VS the Boys
Once there, they find Pierce and Starburns looting the vending machines. After Pierce sees them, he decides to betray Starburns and shoots him. The three decide to take a bathroom break, leaving Pierce to stand guard. Once inside, Abed notices a strange paintball splotch pattern surrounding the urinals. He figures out that they've walked into a trap and alerts the others. Suddenly, the female members of the study group appear. A standoff between the two groups occurs, but the tension is quickly broken when Jeff and Britta start to argue.
The Study group reunited
Agreeing to form a temporary alliance, the reunited study group leaves the building and heads out to the courtyard. Troy tries unsuccessfully to get Shirley to form a secret alliance to take out the rest of the members. He is suddenly shot, and the study group quickly takes cover. Abed figures out from the singing that it's the Glee Club that has ambushed them. Annie unfortunately takes the bait and is shot when she breaks cover. Jeff tricks Pierce and gets the Glee Club to give away their position when they shoot him too. The remaining study group members focus their fire on the tree where the Glee Club was hiding, eliminating them all.
A brief interlude before the next battle
As night falls, Abed, Jeff, Shirley and Britta make camp inside the cafeteria. Shirley asks what the other study group members intend to do with the priority registration prize if they win it. Jeff wants to make his schedule airtight, so he can possibly graduate early. Britta wants to use it to get easier classes where she doesn't have to take tests or do papers. Shirley says she wants to use it to make a schedule that will allow her to spend more time with her children. Upon hearing this, Britta suggests that the remaining members make a pact to hand the prize over to Shirley if they win. Jeff then begins to argue with her about her fake sincerity.
Shirley's going home
An annoyed Abed and Shirley are about to eliminate them both when they hear someone taunting them. A pack of roller skating paintball players emerge from the shadows of the cafeteria, surrounding the group. A quick gun battle ensues, and although they manage to take out most of them, Shirley is shot. Abed decides to pursue the remaining roller skaters who have fled; he defeats the stragglers but ends up being shot himself in the process. The defeated contestants wish Britta and Jeff good luck before departing. Britta promises Shirley that she will win the prize for her.
Jeff and Britta put an end to the tension
In Dean Pelton's office, the Dean and Chang are discussing how out of control the competition has become. Chang tells him that he is an accomplished paintball player and can put an end to it by taking out the few remaining players. He convinces the Dean to enroll him as a student, so he can participate. Meanwhile, back in the study room, Britta is tending to a minor wound Jeff suffered during the last gunfight. They note how cliche it would be if they hooked up now and pretend to make out with each other. What starts out as a joke soon becomes the real thing as they end up passionately kissing each other.
Say hello to my little friend
After consummating their relationship on the the study table, Britta gets dressed and quietly grabs her paintball pistol. She points the gun at Jeff but tries to make it clear that she didn't sleep with him just to win the paintball game. She then fires but is surprised to find that her gun is empty. A smug Jeff taunts her by showing off the ammo he took out of her gun while she was sleeping. He points his gun at her and is about to shoot when the dramatic arrival of Chang makes them both pause. Armed with an automatic paintball rifle, he starts spraying the room, forcing Jeff and Britta to take cover.
Paintball explosion
Jeff points out that he isn't a student and is therefore not eligible to compete. Chang shows off his newly signed enrollment papers from the Dean. Admitting Jeff got the drop on her, Britta offers to take out Chang. Kissing him, she takes back her ammo along with his own paintball gun. Chang drops his rifle and pulls out a pair of golden paintball pistols. He engages Britta in a dual pistol battle. Firing at the same time, they manage to eliminate each other. Jeff picks up the discarded rifle as Chang begins to laugh maniacally. He tells them that there is no prize before revealing a paintball bomb strapped to his chest. Jeff barely escapes before it explodes.
Jeff shows off the prize
Jeff goes to the dean's office to confront him about what Chang had said. Using the paintball rifle, he sprays the office with paint until he runs out of ammunition. He then shoots the Dean with a hidden paintball pistol and demands the prize. The next day, Jeff bumps into Britta on the way to the study room. They agree to pretend like nothing happened: they just got carried away and got caught up in the moment. When they arrive in the study room, Abed senses something has changed. Jeff deflects his pronouncement by handing the Priority registration prize over to a grateful Shirley. Abed is undeterred, however, and is still trying to figure out what exactly has changed...
End tags
Troy is trying to record the perfect message on his phone to send to Abed. Jeff gets annoyed at seeing Troy struggle, so he angrily records one for him but is regretful when it comes off as too mean.
Recurring themes
Continuity:
- Climax: This episode is a major turning point in Jeff and Britta's relationship.
- Returning students: This episode sees the return of Garrett, Leonard, and Starburns.
- Returning faculty: Dean Pelton appears in this episode.
- A sweet ride: Jeff's Lexus appears briefly in this episode.
- School uniform: Jeff's stripped underwear last seen in "Physical Education" makes another appearance.
- Discontinuity: Most participants didn't use safety goggles. It's a must for all contestants to wear safety devices at all times during the competition. No officials are seen observing the competition, so it's unclear how eliminations are being recorded. After the contest is over, the school is basically back to normal the very next day despite having been trashed so thoroughly the day before. Group Study Room F in particular shows no sign at all of having had a large paintball explosion go off inside it.
Running gags:
- I hate Glee!: The show takes another shot at Glee, mocking the fact that they don't use original songs.
Meta references:
- Homage: The episode is an homage to various action/adventure type films, notably referencing Die Hard, Rambo, The Warriors as well as a few other movies in this genre. Examples include:
- -When Jeff wakes up and walks across a deserted campus, it's filmed in the same way as a scene in "28 days later".
- -When Abed saves Jeff from Leonard, he tells Jeff a reworking of the famous quote from "The Terminator"
- -The 70's roller skaters the study group encounters taunt them with the line that's a reference to the movie "The Warriors" in which a similar line was said to the protagonists of that movie.
- -When Jeff reveals that he removed the ammo clip from Britta's gun, he asks her "Looking for this, Hans?" a direct quote from "Die Hard"
- -"Rambo: First Blood Part II" is referenced when Jeff goes into the dean's office and shoots it up, mimicking a similar scene when Rambo confronts Murdock.
- -"Die Hard" is referenced again when Jeff shoots the Dean with a paintball pistol that was taped to his back, which is an homage to John McClane doing the same thing to Hans Gruber.
- -Changs's entrance as well as his outfit is a nod to Chow Yun Fat and director John Woo' 's Hong Kong cinema action films. Chang's firing of his weapon can also be seen as an homage to final scene "Scarface".
- -Chaing's suicide bomb and his laugh at the end of the paintball fight is an homage to the final scene in "Predator"
- Everyone's a critic:Abed's criticism of Jeff and Britta's relationship and their lack of chemistry is a pointed reference to fans and critics with similar complaints about the pairing. Jeff says he's all for winning but doesn't like resorting to cheap ploys. He then takes off his shirt and revealing a tight fitting wifebeater which he wears for the rest of the competition.
- Use your allusion: Jeff mentions that back in Pierce's his day putting hydrogen in blimps was a good idea referencing the 1937 Hindenberg disaster.
Pop culture references:
- Abed mention Sam and Diane from "Cheers" when describing Jeff and Britta's relationship.
Quotes
- "Let's get back to Britta and Jeff"--Annie
- "There's no Britta and Jeff!"--Jeff
- "He said fully erect."--Pierce
- "The-the paintball game was-was-was starting and then the Dean-the Dean announced the prize...THE PRIZE...we-we turned on each other like ANIMALS!"--Garrett
- "What was the prize?"--Jeff
- "WAS? THIS IS NOT OVER. THIS IS STILL HAPPENING. RIGHT NOW...ARGHHH!!!"--Garrett
- "Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes."--Abed to Jeff
- "Tell the drama club this time their tears will be real."--Jeff
- "Study group, come out and play!" --"Disco Stu" and his roller skater group
- "I'm going home, Britta"--Shirley after being eliminated
- "I know, Shirley. I know."--Britta
- "No, seriously, I'm going home. Can you help me up?"--Shirley
- "Jeff, you help people more than I do. You're not a jerk. You're-you're fine. Especially now that I've repaired you're overworked torso with my trembling feminine fingers."--Britta
- "Yes-too-much-sexual-tension-dam-bursting!"---Jeff
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- Ultimateatomicbuster 17:47, March 14, 2012 (UTC)