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Payday apology

  
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  ♫Payday apology  
Payday Pelton

◄  Album : None  -  Performed by: Dean Pelton  ►
  Composed by: Dean Pelton  -  First heard: "VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing"



Quote
Barack Obama be scared o' me cuz I don' swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free!
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— Dean Pelton



Pelton rap master
Pelton trying to compose another rap masterpiece
In the study group's fifth year at Greendale, Dean Pelton had to tell Jeff and Hickey that payroll had been delayed. In order to make the announcement more palatable to them, he dressed up as a "Payday" candy bar to deliver the news through a free style rap. He arrived in costume at a Save Greendale Committee the two faculty members were attending accompanied by a keyboardist. After making a brief statement about the payroll delay, he then launched into his free style rap. What started out as a pleasant and upbeat ditty soon turned into a hard and fierce rhyme. Pelton stopped rapping and ran out of the room overcome by his passionate performance. The "Payday Apology Rap" was first heard in the Season Five episode "VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing."

The song with lyricsEdit

Community Rap Dean Craig Pelton rapping01:12

Community Rap Dean Craig Pelton rapping


Lyrics:

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say

Your checks will arrive on another day

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar

Another stuffed shirt with another white collar

Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie

And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies

Prisons recruitin' em and police be shootin' em

And rap artists lootin' em and labels are dilutin' em

And Barack Obama be scared o' me

Cuz I don' swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free

Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!



TriviaEdit

The Payday candy bar was invented in 1932 by the Hollywood Candy Company of Minneapolis, Minnesota. The inventors didn't know what to call their new creation. Finally one of them suggested Payday since it just happened to be payday at the company. The name stuck (source).



Payday bar
"Can't Get Enough Peanuts? Get a PayDay!"

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