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Pierce Hawthorne
Portrayed by: Chevy Chase
First appearance: Pilot
Last appearance: Repilot
Date of birth: November 27 1944
Home town: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Occupation: Part-owner of Shirley's Sandwiches, Formerly CEO of Hawthorne Wipes
Family: Marian Anastasia Hawthorne (mother, deceased), Cornelius Hawthorne (father, deceased), Gilbert Lawson (half-brother) Amber (ex step daughter)
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BioEdit

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If I let being bad at something stop me, I wouldn't be here. That thing that some men call failure, I call living... breakfast... and I'm not leaving until I clean out the buffet
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— Pierce Hawthorne, "Beginner Pottery"

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Pierce as portrayed by Chevy Chase
Piercinald Anastasia "Pierce" Hawthorne (portrayed by Chevy Chase) was a former moist towelette tycoon who was at one time the C.E.O of "Hawthorne Wipes". It was a company founded by his father, Cornelius Hawthorne which afforded Pierce a leisurely lifestyle free of worries. In his younger years he lived it up, marrying seven times and accumulating over thirty step-children. However, later in life he found himself all alone and unhappy with his life. In an attempt to cure his malaise, he started several hobbies including traveling the world, becoming a Toastmaster, performing magic, and playing the piano (Greendale Campus Connect). Eventually he decided to return school in order to further expand his horizons and began attending Greendale Community College back in 1999. He stayed for over a decade before finally graduating in 2013. In his final years in school he joined a Spanish study group and despite a few rocky moments they became his longest lasting friendships. With their help he coped with the death of both his parents, discovered that his father's assistant Gilbert Lawson was his half-brother and dealt with being fired as Hawthorne Wipes C.E.O by the board of directors. His last endeavor was being part owner of a sandwich shop with Shirley Bennett and building a Gender Sensitivity and Sexual Potency museum on the Greendale campus. Not long after he and the study group officially graduated from Greendale, Pierce passed away.

PersonalityEdit


I say things others won't. That has value.

–Pierce, "Pascal's Triangle Revisited"

Pierce's boorish and abrasive personality was a direct result of his upbringing. His life of luxury insulated him and made it hard for him to understand typical social norms. Adding to this was him being raised by his father Cornelius who passed on his racist and bigoted beliefs. This attitude he was raised on, coupled with his lack of tact, had gotten him into trouble as he constantly made outrageous statements unaware of how rude and offensive they were. Pierce was also fairly gullible; this was evidenced in his participation with a religious movement known as "Reformed Neo Buddhism" which his friends and even his mom had warned him is just a cult. His father was also emotionally abusive towards Pierce when he was a child often undercutting him and making him feel worthless. In his adulthood this led him to over exaggerate his abilities and competency in various areas. As he is much older than most Greendale students, he is sometimes disoriented by youth culture. In order to fit in he tries to embrace it with little success, particularly technology. The study group had tried to change his behavior for the better with mixed results. Despite this, he would on occasion surprise his friends by offering support or some sage advice when they least expected it.



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Character historyEdit

Season OneEdit


I can't have children. I'm not sterile. In fact, it's a rare condition they call it hyper virility. Apparently my sperm shoot through the egg if you can believe it.

–Pierce, "Spanish 101"

Pierce was invited to a Spanish Study group by Abed where he met Jeff, Britta, Troy, Annie, Shirley. He desperately tried to become best friends with Jeff but upon being rejected started a more adversarial relationship with him. After bragging about his musical abilities, Annie hired him to write Greendale's new school song. Pierce's "expertise" at identifying racial, ethnic and cultural stereotypes was called upon by Dean Pelton to create the school's politically correct mascot the Greendale Human Being. Over the semester, his relationship with the study group experienced some ups and downs. At one point he humiliated Shirley after pulling a prank on her. He refused to apologize and was he kicked out of the group for it. Shirley left the group as well feeling that she wasn't respected. Eventually he and Shirley reached an understanding after they helped Jeff and Britta deal with some obnoxious teenagers. The two returnedto the group after realizing how much they were needed. Pierce also spent the semester pursuing a relationship with both a fellow student and a teacher. Despite help from Jeff he was unable to form a familial bond with his ex-stepdaughter Amber. When Troy was kicked out of his house by his father, Pierce offered to let him stay at his mansion.



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Pierce in Season One
Significant episodes:

"Pilot": Pierce misintroduces all the members of the newly formed study group (with the exception of Shirley) to Jeff .

"Spanish 101": Pierce tries to bond with Jeff over a Spanish project they are assigned together.

"Introduction to Film": Pierce teaches Troy how to sneeze like a man.

"Debate 109": Pierce tries to cure Britta of her addiction to cigarettes through hypnotherapy.

"Beginner Pottery": Pierce literally goes overboard in his boating class.

"The Art of Discourse": In a weak attempt to recreate a gag Abed did that had everyone laughing, Pierce depantses Shirley in front of the gang and they kick him out of the study group.

"English as a Second Language": Pierce sleeps with Doctor Escodera to get her to make the Spanish finals easy.

"Pascal's Triangle Revisited": Pierce invites Troy to live with him in his mansion.

Season TwoEdit


I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival... but fair warning, it's my penis.

–Pierce, "Anthropology 101"

Pierce starts the new year with Troy as his roommate. When Troy find his mother dead, Pierce takes her death in stride believing in the tenets of his religion which promise her eventual rebirth. He temporarily joins Leonard's group and starts to become paranoid about being excluded from the study group's activities. His behavior becomes more erratic and unbearable after he suffers an injury and begins to over medicate on pain pills. The group hold a vote over whether or not to invite him back to the group next year which he accidentally walks in on. Pierce blames Jeff for being left out of yet another group activity and takes advantage of the annual paintball tournament to get revenge. He creates a safe zone from the contest in the cafeteria called "Fort Hawthorne" and after reuniting with the group secretly loads Jeff's paintball pistol full of blanks. His friends confront Pierce after learning of his betrayal and he quits the study group. After City College's involvement in the paintball contest is revealed, Pierce surprisingly becomes the savior of Greendale when he upsets their plans by winning the contest and the prize of $100,000. He refuses an offer from the study group to rejoin them stating he is done with them.



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Pierce in Season Two
Significant episodes:

"Anthropology 101": Pierce learns that Troy was quoting him on a twitter account called "Old White Man says".

"The Psychology of Letting Go": Pierce's mother dies and his religious belief that her soul is now encased inside a lava lamp has the study group worried about him.

"Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples": Pierce hangs out with a new circle of friends , Leonard and The Hipsters.

"Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas": Pierce and the study group help Abed through a therapy session with Ian Duncan.

"Celebrity Pharmacology 212": Pierce gets Annie to expand his part in an Anti-Drug she is putting on for middle schoolers

"Advanced Dungeons & Dragons": Pierce plays the villain in an RPG game the study group has set up to help Fat Neil.

"Intro to Political Science": Pierce angers Vicki who stabs him with a pencil.

"A Fistful of Paintballs": Pierce's treachery during the paintball competition is revealed and after he is told about a secret vote on his membership in the group he decides to quit.

"For A Few Paintballs More": Pierce saves Greendale by winning the paintball competition and decides to stick with his decision to quit the study group.

Season ThreeEdit


How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?

–Pierce, "Studies in Modern Movement"

Pierce spends the summer with his Buddhist sect and returns to the study group claiming to be a changed man. After learning that there is a market for Hawthorne Wipes products for the Gay community, Pierce tries to begin marketing the product to them. This gets the attention of his father who disapproves of his decision. Jeff tries to stick up for Pierce but ends up causing Cornelius to have a heart attack which he dies from. The Hawthorne Wipes board of directors remove Pierce as C.E.O. of the company. During a wake held in the cafeteria he helps to incite a riot which gets him and the study group kicked out of Greendale. He attends a reading of his father's will and learns that his father's personal assistant Gilbert Lawson is his half brother. He later takes part in an elaborate plan to save the Greendale and Dean Pelton from Ben Chang. After being reinstated at school, Pierce fights for sole ownership rights over the Sandwich shop business venture he started with Shirley. He enlists the legal aid of Alan Conner to help him while Jeff represents Shirley in the dispute. After a passionate speech, Jeff convinces Pierce to drop his case. Pierce then suggests that Jeff be named as a representative for his and Shirley's business venture.



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Pierce in Season Three
Significant episodes:

"Biology 101": Pierce is welcomed back to the study group while at the same time Jeff finds himself forced out.

"Competitive Ecology": After the other study group members pair off as Biology lab partners, Pierce finds himself the odd man out again having to team up with an outsider named Todd.

"Remedial Chaos Theory": In several timelines Pierce tries to not only tell a story about hooking up with Eartha Kitt on an airplane but also give Troy a housewarming gift, the Norwegian troll doll.

"Advanced Gay": Pierce attempts to launch a new Hawthorne Wipes product for the Gay community but is stopped by his father, Cornelius Hawthorne.

"Studies in Modern Movement": Pierce offers to help Annie fix a broken plug outlet in the apartment she is moving out of so she can keep her deposit.

"Documentary Filmmaking: Redux": Pierce acts like a diva and refuses to participate in a shoot on campus for a new Greendale commercial until his demands are met.

"Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts": Shirley and Pierce go into business together and pitch an idea to Dean Pelton for a new sandwich shop in the cafeteria.

"Digital Exploration of Interior Design" Pierce and Shirley try to use Britta to bring down the student representative of the Subway franchise.

"Pillows and Blankets": While participating in the war between Troy's blanket fort and Abed's pillow fort, Pierce comes up with the ultimate weapon of mass destruction: Pillow Man.

"Origins of Vampire Mythology" Pierce tries to become best friends with Ben Chang.

"Course Listing Unavailable": Pierce helps to incite a riot in the cafeteria where a wake for Star-Burns is being held and ends up expelled along with the rest of the study group.

"Digital Estate Planning": Pierce and the study group are forced to play a video game to win his inheritance.

"First Chang Dynasty": Pierce infiltrates a Chang controlled Greendale dressed as a swami as part of an elaborate plan to rescue Dean Pelton and end Chang's rule.

"Introduction to Finality": Pierce hires Alan Conner to represent him in a case against Shirley for the right to be named sole owner of the sandwich shop.

Season Four=Edit


No one's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of the group?

–Pierce, "Alternative History of the German Invasion"

Pierce and the study group return for their fourth year at school. While watching Jeff compete in the "Hunger Deans" he struggles to make a joke out of the contest. He attends the "Inspecticon" convention with Shirley and they end up participating in a focus group on an American version of "Inspector Spacetime". On Halloween, Pierce claims to be trapped inside his mansion's the panic room in order to lure the study group there. He tries to teach them a lesson about going to Vicki's party without him by pretending the mansion is haunted. Pierce's shenanigans ends up revealing that there actually is an unknown presence in his house in the form of his half-brother Gilbert. He is invited along with Abed, Annie and Troy to Shirley's Thanksgiving Day dinner with her in-laws. Pierce invites Jeff to an old fashioned barbershop and the two end up bonding over their mutual father issues. After 13 years at school, Pierce decides to finally graduate from Greendale in order to do so before Jeff does.



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Pierce in Season Four
Significant episodes:

"History 101": Pierce and the study group return for their fourth year together at Greendale.

"Paranormal Parentage": On Halloween, Pierce gets trapped in his mansions panic room and calls the study group to help him get out.

"Conventions of Space and Time": Pierce and Shirley try to join the rest of the study group at the "Inspecticon" event and end up taking part in a focus group offering their opinions about an American version of "Inspector Spacetime" .

"Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations": Pierce, Annie, Troy and Abed try to think of a way to escape from Shirley's Thanksgiving Day dinner with her in-laws.

"Economics of Marine Biology" Pierce takes Jeff to his favorite barber shop.

"Herstory of Dance": Pierce helps make Britta's "Sophie B. Hawkins" dance a success by getting the singer to actually appear.

"Intro to Felt Surrogacy": Pierce and the study group reveal their most shameful secrets when they are stranded in the woods after a hot air balloon ride.

"Basic Human Anatomy": While the study group is preoccupied with their own problems, Pierce decides to complete their History project all by himself.

"Advanced Introduction to Finality": In a misguided attempt to beat Jeff to the punch, Pierce finally graduates after 13 years at Greendale.

Season FiveEdit


Did I sound gay at the end? Do you want to do another take?

–Pierce, "Repilot"

After the study group members graduated from Greendale they all went their separate ways. When Jeff returns to the school to research a case he is working on, the group shows up too. However, Pierce is conspicuously not there for the reunion although his absence is obliquely referenced. Feeling Greendale is responsible for how miserable all their lives have become, Jeff manipulates the study group into suing the school. Jeff is intent on pursuing the class action law suit until he gets a shocking surprise. He sees a hologram of Pierce which had been installed in front of the Library. It was put there as a small part of a sexual harassment lawsuit settlement Pierce was involved in. Although Pierce's prerecorded message is specifically about announcing a new campus Gender Sensitivity and Sexual Potency museum named after him, it serves to remind a Jeff about all that is good about Greendale. Jeff changes his mind and instead accepts a teaching position at school as a Law professor while the rest of the study group reenrolls. Not long afterwards, the group learns about Pierce's death. They are then contacted by a man named Mr.Stone who is carrying out Pierce's will. Stone informs them that in order to be considered for a share of Pierce's fortune they must each submit to a polygraph test. After enduring the inquest which exposes a few uncomfortable revelations about the study group, Stone delivers Pierce's final words to his friends. Each receives a canister of Pierce's sperm along with their personal bequeathals: He tells Britta to stop hating herself and gives her an iPod Nano, Shirley is told that he always respected her and is given his time share in Florida, Annie is reminded she was always his favorite and is requeathed the tiara he tried to give her years ago, Jeff is told he is gay before receiving a fine bottle of scotch, Abed is told that he is crazy and Troy is praised as having "the heart of a hero". Troy is also awarded Pierce's share of Hawthorne Wipes valued at 14 million dollars. Troy is told in order to claim his bequeathal he must sail around the world, a task Pierce failed to do when asked by his father to earn his fortune. Later at a bar, Mr. Stone later revealed that Pierce died from dehydration from filling up those cylinders.



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Jeff meets Hologram Pierce
Significant episodes:

"Repilot": A hologram of Pierce imparts some final words of wisdom to a disillusioned Jeff.

"Basic Intergluteal Numismatics": Greendale is informed of Pierce's death.


"Cooperative Polygraphy": The instructions in Pierce's will is being carried out by a mysterious man named Mr.Stone. He gives his friends containers of his sperm, and gives Troy his remaining inheritance with the stipulation that he earn it by sailing across the world.


"Geothermal Escapism": In accordance with the instructions in Pierce's will a sailboat called "The Childish Tycoon" arrive on campus for Troy's journey around the world. Already on board is Troy's co-captain LeVar Burton.

Class historyEdit

Student Rec
Student Name: Pierce Hawthorne Major: Undeclared Enrolled: 1999 — 2013
Semester Course Instructor Enrolled Students
Fall 2009 Accounting Prof. Eustice Whitman Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Abed Nadir and Jeff Winger
Marketing Shirley Bennett, Doreen and Pierce Hawthorne
Spanish 101 Señor Ben Chang Buddy Austin, Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Abed Nadir, Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne, Britta Perry, Toby and Jeff Winger
Spring 2010 Sailing Admiral Lee Slaughter Shirley Bennett, Troy Barnes, Pierce Hawthorne, Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne and Britta Perry
Spanish 102 Señor Ben Chang,
Dr. Escodera
Buddy Austin, Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Abed Nadir, Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne, Britta Perry and Jeff Winger
Fall 2010 Anthropology 101 Prof. June Bauer,
Dr. Ian Duncan
Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Abed Nadir, Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne, Britta Perry and Jeff Winger
Spring 2011 Anthropology 102 Dr. Ian Duncan Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Ben Chang, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Vicki Jenkins, Abed Nadir, Fat Neil, Rich Stephenson, Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne, Britta Perry and Jeff Winger
Introduction to Italian Wines Unnamed professor Ben Chang, Pierce Hawthorne, Jeff Winger and  Wu Mei 
Fall 2011 Biology 101 Prof. Marshall Kane Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Todd Jacobson, Vicki Jenkins, Abed Nadir, Magnitude, Britta Perry, Jeff Winger and  Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne 
Spring 2012 Biology Prof. Marshall Kane Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Todd Jacobson, Vicki Jenkins, Abed Nadir, Magnitude, Britta Perry, Jeff Winger and  Fat Neil 
Fall 2012/
Spring 2013
History Prof. Noel Cornwallis Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Lukas, Karl, Abed Nadir, Britta Perry, Reinhold and Jeff Winger


RelationshipsEdit

In the study groupEdit

Pierce's place within the study group was best described by Abed as being the scapegoat. Much like Britta, he was a common target for the group to make fun of. In Pierce's case this was due to advanced age and his offensive opinions on race, religion and sex. These made him the perfect lightning rod for criticism and also diverted attention away from any other study group being mocked. Pierce himself believed his role in the group was to be the person willing to say or do what the others won't. His somewhat antagonistic role caused him to excluded from a number of group activities.

Jeff Winger(See main article:"Jeff and Pierce")
Pierce initially was as in awe of Jeff as the rest of the study group and tried repeatedly to become his best friend. He later became envious of Jeff's status in the group. He often claimed Jeff was gay and made many remarks about this. Despite this, Pierce showed that he did care about Jeff on several occasions when he would actually provide some useful insight or helpful advice.
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Notable appearances:

"Spanish 101", "Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking", "History 101", "Economics of Marine Biology"

Shirley Bennett (See main article: "Shirley and Pierce")
When Pierce first met Shirley he made unwanted advances towards her but eventually lost interest. They have had a strained relationship since then with Shirley doing her best to ignore his inadvertently racist and sexist behavior. As the oldest members of the group they often found themselves left out of the younger members activities. In the study groups third year at school, Pierce and Shirley formed a business partnership and opened a Sandwich shop at Greendale.
Shirley and Pierce
Notable appearances:

"The Art of Discourse", "Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts", "Introduction to Finality"

Annie Edison (See main article: "Pierce and Annie)
Annie has a higher tolerance for Pierce's behavior than the rest of the study group. She does her best to look past his flaws to see the good person inside. Pierce appreciates this and has stated several times he considers her his favorite in the study group. He once helped her out financially although he used the favor to guilt her into expanding a part he had in a play she wrote. Annie defended Pierces increasingly antagonistic behavior in their second year. She is the only member of the group Pierce gave a legitimate bequeathal to when he faked that he was on his deathbed.When a vote was held on Pierces membership in the group, Annie was the lone dissenter to keep him in.
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Notable appearances:

"Celebrity Pharmacology 212", "Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking", "A Fistful of Paintballs"

Other notable relationshipsEdit

Cornelius Hawthorne
Cornelius Hawthorne was Pierce's father. His emotional abuse of his son coupled with the racist dogma he instilled in him shaped the man Pierce would eventually become. Pierce continually tried to make his father proud throughout the years trying desperately to win his affections. However, Cornelius refused to see any good in Pierce cruelly mocking all his efforts. This even continued after his death when his will stipulated that his son compete in a video game to win his own inheritance. He programmed an avatar with his own personality to be as crual and taunting to Pierce as he was in real life.
Pierce and Cornelius
Notable appearances:

"Celebrity Pharmacology 212", "Advanced Gay", "Digital Estate Planning"

Dr. Escodera
In the study groups first year together, Dr. Escodera was a Spanish professor hired to replace Ben Chang who had been fired for faking his teaching credentials. She was a strict and by-the-books educator who intended to administer a Spanish final exam that the class clearly was not prepared to take. Pierce somehow managed to woo Escodera before the exam and the two spent the night together. He convinced her to replace the original exam with a far easier one allowing everyone in the study group to pass the finals with no problems. Pierce later ran into her in the hallways and thanked her.
Pierce and Escodera
Notable appearances:

"English as a Second Language"

Wu Mei
In the study groups second year together, Pierce met a fellow student at a Wine tasting class named Wu Mei. Pierce was immediately smitten and quickly proposed for the seventh time to Wu Mei. Jeff was convinced she had ulterior motives and investigated her background. He discovered she was really the heir to a moist towelette company who was the Chinese rival to Hawthorne Wipes. Jeff exposes her as a fraud during her and Pierce's engagement dinner ruining the celebration. However, Pierce informs Jeff he already knew this and was okay with her duplicity since he was just using her as well. Jeff makes amends by arranging her to go out with Pierce on an actual date so they could get to know each other for real.
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Notable appearances:

"Competitive Wine Tasting"

TriviaEdit

  • Pierce was part of a "Buddhist" Church that the others describe as a cult donning a wizards gown and a cookie wand.
  • Pierce's favorite movie was Fletch, which stars Chevy Chase. ("[[1]]")
  • Pierce's name may have been a reference to Los Angeles Pierce College, where many scenes in the show are shot.
  • Pierce's last name may have been a reference to the famous professor Hawthorne, due to similarities in the way of thinking.
  • Pierce's name may also have been a reference to Nathaniel Hawthorne's campaign biography about his friend, Franklin Pierce. Pierce was later said to be the worst president in US history.
  • Pierce had been going to Greendale for 13 years. Until the study group, he has never remained friends with any of his classmates for more than one semester.
  • Pierce represented Somalia in Annie's Model UN and considers it to be a "tropical paradise" based on its severely limited government, loose regulations, free trade policies, and lack of gun control.
  • Pierce never got invited to the study group's games.
  • Pierce liked gay jokes.
  • In the episode “Pillow’s and Blankets” in his medical records it says that his middle name was Cornelius instead of Anatasia, which is Chevy's birth first name. It also says he was born in 1943 which is the same year Chevy Chase was born in making him 68 or 69.
  • Pierce followed the Barenaked Ladies, or BNL as they are referred to in the show for a period of time. This is shown in his politician bio in the season two episode Intro to Political Science.

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