"Pocket Full of Hawthornes" is the song and the accompanying music video that's a tribute to the product Hawthorne Wipes. Pierce is angry at first about the homage but quickly gets over it when he realizes the product's status as a gay icon could be lucrative. It's first heard in the Season Three episode "Advanced Gay". It is performed by drag queen Urbana Champaign who in turn is portrayed by real life drag queen D.J.Pierce, better known as his persona Shangela Laquifa Wadley.
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