Teach Me How To Understand Christmas
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| Teach Me How To Understand Christmas | |
| Performed by Annie played by Alison Brie | |
| First heard in... | Regional Holiday Music |
| Composed by... | Ludwig Goransson |
| “ | This is one of the many costume changes I'll be doing for the show. We're a shoo-in for regionals, right? | ” |
In their second year at Greendale, the study group filled in for the Glee Club when the members died in a tragic bus accident. The following year, the Glee Club are involved in another unfortunate incident which leaves them all incapacitated. The Glee Club conductor Mr. Radison requests that the study group again help out with the Christmas pageant, but they all refuse. Abed, however, becomes his ally and eventually manages to get Troy, Pierce and Annie to participate. In order to convince Jeff to join as well, Annie puts on a private performance just for him...
The song with lyrics
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Added by UltimateatomicbusterTeach me how to understand Christmas
Show me how to open a box
It hurts my little head
When I'm lying in my bed
With visions of sugarplum socks?
Teach me how to understand Christmas
Do I trim the tree or the deer?
I can't keep it straight
And now it's getting late
Where does the stocking go? Here? I can't see!
What's a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa's lady?
Are snowmen cold or hot?
Won't you be my daddy
I’m a silly Christmas baby
Tell me what to deck … hehe … 'cuz I forgot
Bwain huwty undewstandy Cwismas
Mistletoe for eatie taste good?
You smawty, me dumb
Help pwetty have fun!
Boop-y doop-y doop boop, SEXVideo from darkpaintedrose
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The song "Teach Me How to Understand Christmas" is a satire of similar holiday classics with lyrics that reflect the criticisms of those type of songs. In this interview, the writer of the episode Megan Ganz explained: "That song too was supposed to be a satire of the way that those "Santa Baby" songs infantilize women’s sexuality. Of course, it’s Alison Brie doing it, so it’s going to be sexy."
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| Season One |
"Don't You (Forget About Me)" • "At Least It Was Here" • "Wise Up" • "Daylight" • "Spanish Rap" • "The Way It Is" • "Gettin' Rid of Britta" • "Whistle for the Choir" • "Somewhere Out There" • "Kiss With A Fist" • "Night Caps" • "Home" • "Pierce You Are A B" • "I Never Die!" • "Annie's song" • "Greendale is Where I Belong" • "Werewolves of London" | |||
| Season Two | ||||
| Season Three |
"We're Gonna Finally Be Fine" • "Roxanne" • "Hello (Song)" • "Glee" • "Christmas Infiltration" • "Baby Boomer Santa" • "Teach Me How To Understand Christmas" • "Happy Birthday Jesus!" • "Pocket Full of Hawthornes" • "Daybreak" • "Kiss From A Rose/Jesus Loves Marijuana" | |||
| Season Four | ||||