|Portrayed by Chevy Chase (voice)|
|First seen||Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas|
|“||Music and cookies and liquor and trees..that's what Christmas is for!||”|
Teddy Pierce is Abed's re-imagining of what Pierce would be like as an animated stop motion Christmas cartoon character. He goes on a journey in Abed's mind to discover the true meaning of Christmas. His first and only appearance was in "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas".
After Abed has what appears to be an emotional breakdown of some kind, Britta and Jeff stage an intervention for him headed up by Professor Ian Duncan and attended by the rest of the study group. Duncan convinces Abed to undergo hypnosis in order to get to the root of his problem. While he is under, he imagines that everyone has been transported to another world called "Planet Abed". There they are all transformed into Christmas cartoon versions of themselves. In Abed's mind, Pierce has become "Teddy Pierce". Abed wants to take the study group on a journey to the North Pole to discover the true meaning of Christmas. As "The Christmas Wizard", Duncan convinces him to take a shortcut through the "Cave of Frozen Memories".