|Portrayed by Michelle Krusiec|
|First seen||Competitive Wine Tasting|
|Relationship||Pierce Hawthorne, fiance (former;ended)|
|“||What a lovely name for a lovely-||”|
|“||Not interested. Please take weird haircut and stupid grin and go sniff another dog's ass.||”|
When Pierce and Jeff take the same wine tasting course, they both become attracted to another student attending the class named Wu Mei. Jeff quickly becomes suspicious of her after she immediately rejects his advances and has a quick engagement to Pierce. After investigating her background, he ultimately discovers her true intentions. Her first and so far only appearance was in "Competitive Wine Tasting".